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zeldathemes

thedomesticcurl:

1uppitynegress:

freshest-tittymilk:

brightlightgirl:

This is so awkward.

Omg the side-step

Lol

OMG

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dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

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yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

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2nigga:

BRUH WHEN DID CATFISH GET THIS REAL?????

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And a softness came from the starlight and filled me full to the bone.
W. B. Yeatsfrom “The Wanderings of Oisin,” in The Wanderings of Oisin and Other Poems (Kegan Paul and Co., 1889)
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tastefullyoffensive:

[thedauisrising]

tastefullyoffensive:

[thedauisrising]

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ryancrobert:

you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story

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queeringfeministreality:

thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOD


Dying.

queeringfeministreality:

thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOD

Dying.

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killthepariah:

"u still want me right"

killthepariah:

"u still want me right"

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rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

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pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Omg they are so cute!!



WTF

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Omg they are so cute!!

WTF

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sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

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